Who the fuck writes a musical about cats?

I’m gonna have a bunch of people dress up as obnoxious, ferile, whiny, alley felines, and where EXTREMELY tight spandex clothing. I’ll make millions…..

That son of a bitch. And the morons who thought it was a work of art. Weber, if you weren’t stoned or drunk or in a coma when you wrote that piece of shit, expect a Grade-A-Wyslotsky-Assbeating (FDA approved!) within the next ten years.

Dick.