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I Still Fucking Hate Jam Bands

Friday, June 5th, 2009

I won’t lie, I went through my jam band phase in high school—Phish, String Cheese Incident, moe., all that shit. Looking back on it now, I don’t understand it for the life of me, probably because I don’t smoke enough weed. I mean, I’m sorry, but I don’t enjoy listening to a band play three songs in an hour, or hearing extended guitar solos that go nowhere. That 20-minute tabla solo just isn’t that riveting, bro. Though it must be said, I did find a few really solid groups that I still spin occasionally today, namely in the form of the Disco Biscuits and Bela Fleck & the Flecktones, and the one band that I loved long before that phase, and continued to listen to for some time afterwards, was the Dave Matthews Band.

I remember my mom picking up a copy of “Crash” after hearing a song on the radio, and being blown away by it. Insane drumming, funky bass and sax, and the singer was playing some of the most unorthodox acoustic guitar I’d ever heard. Even after I started listening to jam bands, DMB never really struck me as one. Later, once I got past my jam phase, I realized that they had a lot in common with the bands I’d quickly grown to hate—more live albums than necessary, extended jams I didn’t care about—and on top of all that, they had a spectacularly douchebaggy following. The “Busted Stuff” album had a couple of decent tracks, but at that point, I just was past caring; and when “Stand Up” came out, with that creepy fucking “Dreamgirl” song, I completely gave up hope.

I saw in passing that LeRoi Moore, the group’s saxophonist had died. I was a little bit sad, because one of my favorite aspects of the band’s earlier work were his amazing horn lines; but I was more troubled at the idea of him becoming some sort of jam-band martyr, spawning new legions of fans and a further spike in the group’s already-too-prominent popularity. Receiving word that the group’s newest album would be dedicated to Moore only furthered that notion. I assumed the album would be full of the same generic, vaguely creepy ballads as the last, the type of music guys with popped collars and upside-down-and-backwards visors would play on acoustic guitars at bars and parties in hopes of getting laid by chicks in Sublime shirts.

But then last night, I saw the current lineup of the group (including guitar whiz Tim Reynolds and Flecktones saxophonist Jeff Coffin) play a song from the new album on Jimmy Fallon, and my perspective changed. The song, “Why I Am,” is dedicated to Moore, whose nickname was “GrooGrux King,” after the funky edge he brought to the band. Fittingly enough, rather than the song being a weepy ballad, Matthews straps on an electric guitar, and the band plays it funkier than they have in over a decade.

I picked up the new album today. It’s good. It’s really good, actually. Sure, there are the weak points (namely the ballads), but there are some heavy funkers and some driving rockers, the solos are all sharp and to-the-point, and the new horn section—Coffin and session legend Rashawn Ross on trumpet—sounds great. Moore’s saxophone is sorely missed (and the haunting opener, “Grux,” is presumably the last thing Moore was able to commit to record) , but this personal tragedy seems to have lit a fire under the band’s collective ass, pulled them out of frat-jam purgatory, and restored my faith in a band I used to have a great deal of respect for.

Ten Years of Pure Fucking Genius

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

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Radiohead’s “OK Computer” is officially over a decade old. Released June 16 in the UK (ten years ago this past Saturday) and July 1 in the States (coming up in about two weeks now), it blew the doors off preconceived notions of popular music, was nominated for a Grammy as 1997’s Album of the Year, and provided concrete evidence that Radiohead was a band of constant progress, evidence that would only be furthered by 2000’s wildly experimental “Kid A.” But “OK Computer” remains the defining moment in the history of a band that constantly redefines the parameters of music, a band that has never released a bad album, a band nearly as mysterious as they are mindblowing. Easily as revolutionary as bands like Genesis or Pink Floyd, as intriguing and otherworldly as Bjork or Sigur Ros, and as quintessentially British as Oasis, I think it’s OK to list Radiohead’s “OK Computer” as the most important rock album of the last ten years.

Exploding onto the pop charts with the paranoid, neurotic single “Creep” from 1993’s “Pablo Honey,” the band showed promise but nothing that hinted at where they could go. The album was enjoyable, but the band was easily dismissible as a one-hit wonder. But by 1995, with the release of “The Bends,” Radiohead proved they were cut from a completely different cloth.

The loud guitars and propulsive rhythms of “Pablo Honey” weren’t gone, but they were simply performed with more finesse, more care, more sonic layers and textures than anyone else at the time. “High & Dry,” “Fake Plastic Trees” and “Just” were the singles, but songs like “Sulk” and “(Nice Dream)” are haunting, dynamic arrangements as well, and the album prompted R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe’s infamous quote: “Radiohead are so good they scare me.” Everyone was sure Radiohead had just produced their magnum opus — until they completely outdid themselves two years later.

Opening with the driving one-two punch of “Airbag” and “Paranoid Android” (arguably the most strangely constructed rock song to ever be a hit single), the real star of “OK Computer” is guitarist Johnny Greenwood. His epochal tones and frantic, frenzied style of playing clash horribly with singer Thom Yorke’s smooth falsetto and more laid-back tendencies as a songwriter, and that is where the magic lies on this album. Yorke made Greenwood ease up a bit, while Greenwood made Yorke spaz out more. “Kicking, squealing, Gucci little piggy” Yorke spits from between clenched teeth, contempt for his peers dripping from the speakers and melting holes in Chevron rugs.

Songs like “Subterranean Homesick Alien” and “No Surprises” show the band spending more time building arrangements, pushing songs to the brink of climax and only occasionally delivering on the promise. “Let Down” and “Karma Police” are utterly flawless pop songs, while “Fitter Happier” is anything but a pop song — computers have never been as terrifying as they are when reading the song’s post-apocalyptic beatnik poetry. “Electioneering” is faster and more aggressively organic than anything in the band’s catalog, and its placement immediately following “Fitter Happier” only makes the latter somehow more terrifying. From beginning (“In a fast German car/ I’m amazed that I survived”) to end (“Hey man, slow down, slow down/ Idiot, slow down, slow down”) everything between the car crash and the life advice is exactly that. This album is the threat of death, the suggestion of life, the sterility of computers, the organic essence of screaming over loud guitars, the echoes of stone cathedrals and the clang of distortion — this album is everything.

Interview With an Apricot

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Additional Reporting by Evan Thorne

andyevanduritzapricot.jpgAndy and Evan interviewed an apricot. This is how it went.

obviate media.: So, what’s your name, Apricot?
Apricot: Phillip Juanita Hernandez-Smith Baxter.
om.: That’s quite a name you’ve got there.
A: My, you’re glib today, aren’t you?
om.: Aww, did somebody wake up on the wrong side of the fruit basket?
A: You want me to sick the grocer’s union on you pricks?
om.: …Anyway. What’s a day in the life of an apricot like?
A: Oh, you know. I’ve been doing some still-life modeling gigs. Usually talk to my stockbroker around three.
om.: What companies do you have stock in? Dole?
A: Very fuckin’ funny. I’ll have your asses on a fuckin’ platter if you can’t lay off the cheap shots.
om.: What…like, a fruit platter?
A: I swear to god…
om.: Okay, okay, sorry. So, how does it feel to be Peach’s shitty poor cousin?
A: Yeah? Well who tastes better dried? That’s what I fucking well thought.
om.: Touche.
A: Yeah, I get that a lot, but Peach can just blow me. In fact, it’s happened before. Plenty.
om.: So what’s your favorite color?
A: Peach, oddly enough. It pisses me off, but it’s such a fucking nice color…goes with everything.
om.: You are totally gay for Peach.
A: Fuck you guys, don’t judge me.
om.: God damnit, we don’t get paid enough for this shit…why don’t you sing us a song or some shit like that?
A: (singing) If you feeling like a pimp, *****, go and brush your shoulders off/ Ladies is pimps too, go on, brush your shoulders off…
om.: Wow. Not exactly what we were expecting.
A: Well, what the fuck were you expecting?
om.: Um…maybe something fruitier?
A: Try this one on for size. (singing) Millions of peaches/ Peaches for me/ Go fuck yourselves.
om.: Eh…it lacks flow. But it’s alright for a miniature peach, I guess.
A: Fuck you, interview over.

Adam Duritz’s Satellite Party

Monday, June 4th, 2007

Additional reporting by Andy Dubbya

andyevanduritz.jpgEvan and Andy Dubbya play hardball with Counting Crows frontman Adam Duritz. Well, Duritz couldn’t actually be reached for interview, so his responses to our questions are cobbled together from out-of-context quotes from the band’s mid-90’s classic “Recovering the Satellites.” Known mainly for its long Decembers, most people are unfamiliar with this album’s fondness for something and profound dislike for something else.

obviate media: Hey Adam.
Adam Duritz: Hey Romeo.
OM: What’s the weather like where you are?
AD: It’s one more night in Hollywood. It’s getting cold in California. Somewhere out in America, it’s starting to rain. Anyway, this change I’ve been feeling doesn’t make the rain fall. No big differences these days
OM: Have you been up long?
AD: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 a.m.
OM: So, what are your plans for today?
AD: I might just stay inside again today. I don’t go out much these days. Yes sometimes I stay inside all day.
OM: I don’t think I could handle that, it would drive me nuts.
AD: What a big baby.
OM: Okay…so, what is something that everyone should know about Adam Duritz?
AD: I know there’s little things about me
OM: Well, that’s true, but…well, tell us about your family.
AD: I am a fortunate son. My sister’s mother’s favorite son. Margery’s dreaming of horses. She takes her pills.
OM: Your last album, “Hard Candy,” was a lot happier than the reset of the music you’ve released.
AD: We couldn’t all be cowboys. So some of us are clowns. Some of us are dancers on the midway.
OM: What were you listening to when you recorded that album?
AD: Got Ben Folds on my radio right now. Like sometimes when I hear myself on the radio.
OM: Hmm…what if we came over to your place to listen to some Ben Folds later?
AD: You won’t find nobody home.
OM: No? Where are you now?
AD: Where am I going?
OM: No, where are you now?
AD: Where’d you come from?
OM: We’re from Chicago.
AD: I’ve been to Boston before.
OM: Well that’s nice, but it really has nothing to do with what we’re talking about.
AD: Hey monkey, when you gonna show your face around me?
OM: Adam…are you hitting on us?
AD: I heard you let somebody get their fingers into you. Did you come? I wish you were inside of me…Come on give me your white skin.
OM: Jesus, that’s the kind of statements that make people like us need years of therapy.
AD: I said that I would pay for them. If you think that I could be forgiven…I wish you would.
OM: It’s okay, no worries.
AD: I will not be an enemy of anything.
OM: Well, that’s good to know. So, what do you do while the Crows aren’t touring?
AD: It’s a lifetime commitment, recovering the satellites.
OM: Is that really a job though?
AD: I’ve been through all this shit before.
OM: Okay. We’ve never actually recovered satellites, so we’ll take your word for it.
AD: Maybe this year will be better than the last.
OM: Well, we’re certainly hoping so. Where do you typically go to find satellites in need of recovery?
AD: Just the same old walkways.
OM: The same ones every time? Doesn’t that get old?
AD: It’s melting my bones.
OM: Couldn’t you try looking somewhere else?
AD: Where’s the funhouse this year?
OM: Well, enough about work. Let’s talk about something happier. What makes you happy?
AD: The smell of hospitals in winter and the feeling that it’s all a lot of oysters, but no pearls.
OM: You’re just not a very happy person, are you?
AD: No.
OM: Do you have any messages for any of our other obviate staffers?
AD: Nicole’s my oldest friend. Someday I’m going to stay, but not today. I will wait for you in Baton Rouge.
OM: Aww that’s very nice of you.
AD: Could you tell me the things you remember about me?
OM: I suppose…it’s cold and possibly raining where you are, you’re listening to Ben Folds but not at your place. You don’t like the work you have to do when you’re not on tour, you’re not a happy person, and you will occasionally make very inappropriate remarks in conversation. Did we get it right?
AD: I can’t remember the last thing that you said.

You left a sock…

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

Music saves lives, sometimes. Not always–usually it’s not that drastic. But once in awhile, the most cheesy, cliche’d song in the world is the only thing that helps. And you hate to admit that it helped, because it’s so trite and predictable. But you can’t deny it either, so you just avoid the topic all together.

Eve 6 pulled me through some tough times once.

I’d love to say it was something classic like Journey or Elton John or Queen. Or something more obscure but equally predictable like the Smiths or Rilo Kiley or some Joni Mitchell b-side. But it’s Eve 6. The band with the ultimate prom song in “Here’s To The Night.” The band who toured with Good Charlotte. That’s them.

And were the only thing keeping me hanging on for awhile.

They have a song called “Girlfriend” on their last album, “It’s All In Your Head.” It’s a fun rock record with some awesome tunes, but this song was written specifically for the situation I was in. It doesn’t matter that it was written specifically for every single guy dealing with being dumped–at that point in time, it was mine.

I had been dumped. No, not just dumped–completely worked over. Fucked six ways from Sunday is I think my favorite euphamism for it. Completely crushed by this girl, but the damage was completely irreparable. I couldn’t get over her. It was tearing me apart, and I was in a very bad way. Then I pulled this CD off the shelf for some background music and this song came on. I stopped whatever unimportant menial task I was undoubtedly doing, and just let it hit me. And Max Collins, bless his heart, was exactly right. He knew what I was going through, and he was telling me exactly what I needed to hear.

“For every tear a lesson learned/And every good time golden/I know it’s time to let you go/But I will not be broken.”

And he was right. I had learned from the experience. And there had been some good times. I had to let her go, but god dammit, I would not be broken.

I cried for probably an hour after the first time I heard that song.

But I went back, and I listened to that song four or five times a day for at least a week. After two weeks, I was completely over it. Like, over it to the point I hadn’t believed I could be. Not only that, but that same month I found out two of my friends had been through nearly the exact same thing–different girl, different situation, same song.

So the point I’m really trying to make here is, sometimes the popular pseudo-emo kids with bad hair get things right. Like, extremely right. And that is why I have never been ashamed of what I like.

The past is gone, but something might be found to take its place

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

What is it about 90s rock that’s so good? It’s mostly bland, boring, derivative stuff, so why do I like it so much?

Take “Absolutely (Story of a Girl)” by Nine Days. It’s a complete rehash of 70s and 80s power pop–an organ-driven version of the Replacements or the Raspberries. Nothing original whatsoever. Yet why does it feel like I’m listening to the freshest, most effervescent pop song ever written? The same with “Only Wanna Be With You” by Hootie & the Blowfish. Matchbox Twenty made a career out of making bland, derivative pop songs sound new and exciting to ears like mine. Unless there’s some epic 80s arena metal, I will always head for the 90s alternative rock once my dollar’s in the jukebox.

Let’s disect a 90s classic. For arguement’s sake, let’s go with “Hey Jealousy” by the Gin Blossoms, in my opinion the archetypical 90s rock song. The tune opens with a two-note bass riff, leading into a generic 3-chord progression with a vague alt-country tinge. The soft verse/loud chorus dynamic falls into place, with lyrics of heartbreak and loss and nostalgia for times gone by yadda yadda yadda. So far, pretty generic, right?

Nope.

Something about this song makes it infintely listenable, as with the entire CD (1992′s “New Miserable Experience”). Robin Wilson’s high, clear vocals are unmistakable, Bill Leen’s walking bass line makes the song, and the dueling guitars of Jesse Valenzuela and original Blossoms guitarist Doug Hopkins add an edge to the song, though the song could never really be described as “edgy.” And the beauty of 90s rock is, if done right, this formula can be applied to virtually any song and make it successful. It’s all about fun and hooks.

Maybe that’s it. Most radio rock today has plenty of hooks, but it’s lost the sense of fun the glorified garage bands of the 90s had, whereas plenty of indie rock is lots of fun, but it’s indie for a reason: the hooks are just too damn weird.

But I think my favorite part about 90s rock is the fact that it exists at all. In the 90s, people always talked about how there was definitely a “60s” sound, a “70s” sound and an “80s” sound, but that 90s music didn’t really have a “sound” of its own.

In hindsight, that’s not quite right.