After years of searching, I’ve found the Holy Grail of my personal writings.
It’s the ‘Goosebumps’ Journal I wrote in from 1996-1997.
I initially thought it was lost to the sands of time. I know I hadn’t thrown it away, but I didn’t know where I put it either. Walking on to the loft where we keep most of our books today, it just stared me right down in the face.
I didn’t write very long – there’s probably about ten entries total, and most of the time it was about what I ate, or Beanie Babies.
Anyways, I thought I’d share some select, unedited lines from the journal today, and maybe some more at a later date.
Until then, experience the bowlcut and the mid-nineties stench of Alanis.
March 5, 1996
Today at school I felt lousy, when I got home I had a fever of 100.8. I was “suffering” at school today. I was at the office 4 times today. But man, I really feel sick.
I probably wasn’t sick. This was during my compulsive ‘go down to the office cause they’ll send you home’ phase. I think I was lying to the journal in case anyone else read it.
March 10, 1996
…We are just to about to have lunch. We are going to have chicken nuggets. Sometimes when I’m writing I will stop and wait. Then I will keep going. Well as I always write, “I gotta go, bye!
First documented signs of my still-undiagnosed ADHD. Stop and keep going. Like a car. Honk Honk!
March 11, 1996
…Tomorrow I have a Pizza Lunchable. They are awsome. They come in Extra Cheesy and Pepperoni. I am going to go to bed now.
I think what’s more awsome is my spelling of awesome.
Pizza Lunchables, for reference:
WTF is a “Pepperoni Flavored Sausage Pizza?” You ate these COLD. Gross. Papa Murphy’s now makes a business out of this shit and calls it “Take and Bake”.
Back in those heady days, we just TOOK, and WE LIKED IT.
April 10, 1996
…I feel kind of dizzy. I am going to wear shorts tomorrow. Some of my friends are too. Hopefully!
I have no idea. And this was the year after I got heat stroke.